beemovieerotica

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

• They are all 3 sentences long
• Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
• Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
• No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
• The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

ooppo

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

spoonietimelordy

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

ALT

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

cure-icy-writes

[Image ID: tumblr tags reading “I appreciate the fact that it’s by the same person” and “like a quality of life softwar[e] update but for a flag”. End ID]

patch notes 1.0.1: visual contrast no longer causes strobe effect when scrolling. Zigzag design was difficult to visually process and anxiety inducing, and was removed. Colors have been lightened and desaturated. For the safety of all users, please make sure you are up to date.

shinyacademy

Paul’s Gift - Shiny Arcanine!

Right now in Mystery Gift you can get a shiny Arcanine! There are only a handful of shiny Pokémon that come in cherish balls so this is your opportunity to get something really special!

Just open up the Mystery Gift section in your Poke Portal and select “Get via Password/Code”.

The code is: PAUL EU1C W1N

This will only be running until July 3rd so make sure you get yours! Stay shiny ✨ everyone!

lastoneout

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

• change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
• this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
• you can set your likes and follows to private
• checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
• follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
• drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
• DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
• tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
• be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

were--ralph

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we're losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I'm going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i've made because of this and it sucks

7dmom

Didn't read any of that shit but I assume youre a hater who wants to torture me with blades

clownstrap

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

dreamspring

real

zim-ness

dib if zim ever leaves earth